Smoking Loon Red Loonatic

Established 2000. Red loonatic. He ain't been caught, but sometimes the Smoking Loon gets in a jam an' he can't get out alone, Jake continued, as his cigar smoke encircled him. 'That's when he calls on the Red Loonatic. There ain't no sugar coatin' Red. He's a smooth talker. His demeanor's always speciously sweet, a little too polite if ya' know wad I mean. But underneath it all - he's the craziest of the Loon crowd. 13.6% alc. by vol.